At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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