thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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