This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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