I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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