Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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