summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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