Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He shit in the fireplace
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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