Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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