dude i'm inner monologue high
The best revenge is premature balding
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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