Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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