sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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