what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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