also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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