Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Success! We fucked roommates!
PANTIES FOUND
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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