she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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