Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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