Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I could fuck to npr.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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