I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
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i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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