i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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