Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
We need a shit load of segways right now
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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