What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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