So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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