i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I have post one night stand depression
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