That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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