"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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