Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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