I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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