HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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