yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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