You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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