dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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