I smell stomach acid.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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