It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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