so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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