white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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