Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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