she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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