party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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