I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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