I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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