Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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