i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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