Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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