i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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