I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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