Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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