these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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