I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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