may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
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