I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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